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IAMA The Former Oldest Person on Earth AMA

Postby Lim » Wed May 22, 2013 12:43 am

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Re: IAMA The Former Oldest Person on Earth AMA

Postby Forb » Wed May 22, 2013 3:45 am

Question 1: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Question 2: Why can't cats turn into magnets?

Question 3: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Question 4: Have you ever had sex with an animal?

Question 5: What's it smell like there?
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Re: IAMA The Former Oldest Person on Earth AMA

Postby Lim » Wed May 22, 2013 6:28 pm

Forb wrote:Question 1: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Yes, but it was fairly mediocre IIRC
Forb wrote:Question 2: Why can't cats turn into magnets?

We don't talk about that since the Great Catgnet War. We also don't talk about the Great Catgnet War.
Forb wrote:Question 3: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

None. The entire things was always a sham. You start licking and then you never realize that you aren't licking anything until it's too late and the shadows are already grasping at your ankles when the vans come around. Always the same scene and story. Always too late.
Forb wrote:Question 4: Have you ever had sex with an animal?

I told you we don't talk about that anymore.
Forb wrote:Question 5: What's it smell like there?

Ambivalent, and the Great Catgnet War doesn't help matters. That whole thing is so stupid. Water doesn't even go uphill, retards. Glad I fucked all those cats while I had the chance.
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Re: IAMA The Former Oldest Person on Earth AMA

Postby Forb » Thu May 23, 2013 12:29 am

Question 1: If you could wish for any three things, what would they be?

Question 2: If you could ask yourself any three things, what would they be?
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