IAMA The Former Oldest Person on Earth AMA

[Lim]

Proof:
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Question 1: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Question 2: Why can't cats turn into magnets?

Question 3: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Question 4: Have you ever had sex with an animal?

Question 5: What's it smell like there?

[Lim]

Question 1: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Yes, but it was fairly mediocre IIRC

Question 2: Why can't cats turn into magnets?

We don't talk about that since the Great Catgnet War. We also don't talk about the Great Catgnet War.

Question 3: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

None. The entire things was always a sham. You start licking and then you never realize that you aren't licking anything until it's too late and the shadows are already grasping at your ankles when the vans come around. Always the same scene and story. Always too late.

Question 4: Have you ever had sex with an animal?

I told you we don't talk about that anymore.

Question 5: What's it smell like there?

Ambivalent, and the Great Catgnet War doesn't help matters. That whole thing is so stupid. Water doesn't even go uphill, retards. Glad I fucked all those cats while I had the chance.

[Forb]

Question 1: If you could wish for any three things, what would they be?

Question 2: If you could ask yourself any three things, what would they be?