Crab Battle!

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Re: Crab Battle!

Postby Phauss » Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:06 pm

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We are each a beautiful and unique snowflake that will melt in hell.

I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused.
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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Re: Crab Battle!

Postby Phauss » Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:48 am

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We are each a beautiful and unique snowflake that will melt in hell.

I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused.
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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Re: Crab Battle!

Postby Forb » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:30 pm

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Re: Crab Battle!

Postby Forb » Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:10 pm

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Re: Crab Battle!

Postby Forb » Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:32 pm

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Re: Crab Battle!

Postby Phauss » Mon Dec 03, 2012 12:56 am

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I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused.
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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Re: Crab Battle!

Postby Phauss » Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:43 pm

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I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused.
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Re: Crab Battle!

Postby Forb » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:50 pm

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Re: Crab Battle!

Postby Forb » Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:55 pm

From the Chuck Palahniuk book: Invisible Monsters

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'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'
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Re: Crab Battle!

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