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Awesome Pick up Lines.
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Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:15 amby Pratt
Sorry, do you have a map? cause i got lost in you eyes.
If i told you had a nice body will you hold it against me.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Re: Awesome Pick up Lines.
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Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:46 amby God King
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Re: Awesome Pick up Lines.
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Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:47 amby Clow
I miss Desmond sometimes.
Obligatory Biology one: I wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Re: Awesome Pick up Lines.
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Sun Mar 11, 2012 2:35 amby Forb
Hey, you wanna hit this?
(It usually involves me passing something to them.)
Re: Awesome Pick up Lines.
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Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:54 pmby Pratt
If i flipped this quarter, whats my chances of getting head?
Re: Awesome Pick up Lines.
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Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:16 amby Forb
Pratt wrote:If i flipped this quarter, whats my chances of getting head?
Haha, pure laughter.
Here's mine:
If I could adjust the kerning I'd put U and I closer together, baby.
Re: Awesome Pick up Lines.
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Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:10 pmby thetraviskid
Oh, why hello there... wait... why aren't you in the kitchen?