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Awesome Pick up Lines.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:15 am
by Pratt
Sorry, do you have a map? cause i got lost in you eyes.
If i told you had a nice body will you hold it against me.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:46 am
by God King
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:47 am
by Clow
I miss Desmond sometimes.

Obligatory Biology one: I wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 2:35 am
by Forb
Hey, you wanna hit this?

(It usually involves me passing something to them.)

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:54 pm
by Pratt
If i flipped this quarter, whats my chances of getting head?

Re: Awesome Pick up Lines.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:16 am
by Forb
Pratt wrote:If i flipped this quarter, whats my chances of getting head?


Haha, pure laughter.

Here's mine:
If I could adjust the kerning I'd put U and I closer together, baby.

Re: Awesome Pick up Lines.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:10 pm
by thetraviskid
Oh, why hello there... wait... why aren't you in the kitchen?