Awesome Pick up Lines.

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Awesome Pick up Lines.

Postby Pratt » Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:15 am

Sorry, do you have a map? cause i got lost in you eyes.
If i told you had a nice body will you hold it against me.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Well.... It involves a kangaroo, 3 poptarts, and a couple of monkeys with gladiator armor. Do you still want to know what happen last night?
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Re: Awesome Pick up Lines.

Postby God King » Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:46 am

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Rawr.
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Re: Awesome Pick up Lines.

Postby Clow » Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:47 am

I miss Desmond sometimes.

Obligatory Biology one: I wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
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Re: Awesome Pick up Lines.

Postby Forb » Sun Mar 11, 2012 2:35 am

Hey, you wanna hit this?

(It usually involves me passing something to them.)
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Re: Awesome Pick up Lines.

Postby Pratt » Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:54 pm

If i flipped this quarter, whats my chances of getting head?
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Re: Awesome Pick up Lines.

Postby Forb » Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:16 am

Pratt wrote:If i flipped this quarter, whats my chances of getting head?


Haha, pure laughter.

Here's mine:
If I could adjust the kerning I'd put U and I closer together, baby.
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Re: Awesome Pick up Lines.

Postby thetraviskid » Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:10 pm

Oh, why hello there... wait... why aren't you in the kitchen?
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